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Critical "Dudes Rock." (hexbear.net)

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

I hope they try to have a pistol duel with modern pistols lol

[-] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

two dudes bringing colt pythons in and vaporising their fingers down to the charred bone like a cool skeleton dude from a da share z0ne image, each and every round fired mercing a random person other than the other duelist.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Even better than Congressional baseball

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

Whiny baby republicans have to bring a gun to win what should be a sword fight between gentlemen, Katanas only.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Nunchucks. Make it interesting and equally likely that they roll a natural 20 on a self-crit.

They could also reenact the "Shit! I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!" scene from Spaceballs, but on the blockchain.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Sir, I'll have you know this is 'Murica.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Flamethrower duel

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Showing up with this bubba’d out Rsh-12

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

My wrist hurts just looking at that

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