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[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Touch some fucking grass!

It's not like they wanted to murder him. They were just desperate. Having someone you love diagnosed with terminal cancer is pretty fucking tough, especially if it's your 7 year old child.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And you just 'know' that. How great must it be to be the chosen one.

You've clearly never seen the kind of animosity people try to hide about the burden of their disabled kids, or the people who keep them for the state paycheck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Thank you for enlightening me Mr. Holmes! Truly brilliant detective work and understanding of the human condition, in between one shitpost and another. Where would the world be without keyboard detectives?