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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Tell the CPU to wait for you?

Na, keep the CPU busy with useless crap till you need it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fuck those other processes. I want to hear that fan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I paid good money for my fan, I want to know it's working!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Have you considered a career in middle management