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Bit Idea: Incorporate a tiny town in middle America just to create ridiculous primary traditions (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Imagine if we all did this. Create tiny towns dotting the countryside with a specific goal of coming up with the most ridiculous primary traditions. Maybe one town everyone drives through the local Burger King and votes by placing an order. Another town votes by galloping through a gate on the back of a llama. A third town votes by seeing which party representative can do a handstand for the longest.

I think if we all create small rural towns we can really control the primary narrative and make some real electoral changes in this country.

Anyway use this thread to come up with more great Democratic ways to vote in a primary

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i think a fun one would be a town that has some kind of tournament like chess to decide who everyone votes for. this inevitably leads to an arms race of different candidates hiring different professional chess players to represent their candidate in the tournament. the winner is whoever convinces magnus carlsen to play for them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Election fraud by way of vibrating anal toy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

vibrating anal toy

This makes Carlsen and all other human chess players cry.