I’ll start: Greggs is massively overrated. I genuinely don’t understand how people hype it.

I hadn't read your comment before answering and now I have I wish death and plague upon your bones. You're a proper wrongun'. People like you should have new medicines tested on them. You should also be force-fed Greggs until you beg for death or capitulate and accept it as your Lord and Saviour.

Fucking anti-Greggs monsters are gonna take over the country if we don't sort them out soon.