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Living forever (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago

the origin story of life on earth

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Just wait until your evolved bacteria turn you into a toxic wasteland.

Wait, wasn't this a Futurama episode?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Fry eats gas station sushi and gets parasites. They actually improve everything about him, but he fights them off because he wants to know Leela is attracted to him and not whom the worms made him into.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Ah, actually I was thinking the one where bender is floating in space and the colony of little aliens on his belly go to war with the ones on his ass

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I was thinking of the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" episode where they become God and plant life on the new planet.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

They sure played with this theme a lot

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

straightens glasses

adjusts pocket protector

Ummm, ackchyually, it was an egg salad sandwich, not sushi.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

My ancestors came in on the sandwich

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Lucky! The closest I get to that is that one of my ancestors came ON a sandwich.

Yeah, we don't tend to mention great-uncle Dave much..

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Gas station egg salad sandwich, with a black tomato slice

this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2024
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