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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not this time, also didn't grow the wheat or tomatoes :(

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Did you first invent the universe?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Last time I went to all the trouble of inventing the universe and I just ended up with apple pie...ugh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The last apple pie I made blew up my oven (cracked the glass top) and I ended up spending $1800 on new appliances so they'd match. Never again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory... They're bombs"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What? How does making an apple pie break your oven?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The oven was still cooling down when I used the range to cook dinner. I think just the changes in temperature caused it to crack. Of course, it was out of production but there was new old stock glass for like $400. New oven was ~$600 so I just bit the bullet, I hated all the appliances the house came with, anyways.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that your wife or girlfriend?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The apple pie was just a one-time thing. We all experimented in college, right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Lol that's not creepy at all...

They are my partner of 8 years, if you must know

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You’re a lucky person BongRipsMcGee42069.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That was me. I did that.

TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Sorry, no. I'll try better next time!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I came here for this, and I appreciate you.

Edit: I'm not sure if that advice is apple-pie specific.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Probably yes, a universe for the yeast aka pizza dough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Making the cheese is easy though, and the texture and flavor are sssoooo much better. Too much whey gets squeezed out in packaged mozzarellas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I've made paneer before for Indian dishes but never thought to make mozzarella. I'll look into it! It seemed like some pretty great mozzarella from what little I know, but I might as well try my hand at making my own.