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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, I guess here response should be to forward all her bills to the pension administrator, such as mortgage, utilities, groceries, petro, etc. If she's dead, then why should be paying for items that only the "living" enjoys?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For some reason the attendant at the gas station wouldn't accept my pension managers phone number as payment... Maybe the cashier at wallmart will be more understanding.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Previous comment said forward the bills, not invoice the pension manager