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[–] [email protected] 119 points 10 months ago (7 children)

They missed "oh nevermind, I fixed it" without explaining how or ever commenting again.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Also somewhere in the middle:

"There's been no report of this for a while so we're marking it resolved."

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Developer1: @developer2: could you take a look, I know u know stuff about this.

Developer2: can’t reproduce. Might be able to if I get the app logs in trace level, the blood of 3 dragons and a signed autograph of Michael Jordan’s third hello world program.

User1: here are some other unrelated logs at info level only and nothing else.

Git bot: clozed y’all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

No contava con tu astúcia

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

But if anyone tries to open a new thread on the issue it gets marked as a duplicate and removed

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Or the "How dare you zombie a post this old!?"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That person isn't welcome on the beach house.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

That person isn’t welcome on the ~~beach house~~ planet.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

<mod> marked this as resolved 3 months after last comment

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Someone fixed it in ." with being only remotely similiar and the "fix" not being available since 10 years anymore.

edit: hey, they fixed the bracket bug in Lemmy?!