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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And then when you go to retract it it's just a giant trail of piss everywhere because you couldn't get all of it to the toilet with that much length

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe he just flails it around like an elephant and uses it to cool down.