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I started mixing extra whey into her food, small amounts at first, just to get her used to the taste, and slightly more every meal. Right now, she’s eating about four meals of 50% cat food and 50% whey powder a day, about 50g protein total, which, for a 5kg cat, is equivalent to a human eating about 750g of protein a day.

The last three months I got her started on creatine, which she hasn’t seemed to noticed. 2-3g per day, sprinkled on top of her food.

My cat has this knitted sweater thing (I live in a cold climate, so cats often wear these things outside), to which I attached small weights. Mainly fishing sinkers. I attached them one by one, so that she wouldn’t notice the additional weight. By now, my cat is wearing this 2.5kg knitted sweater around outside, climbing trees, running around, normal cat stuff.

I also feed her vitamin D, fish oil, and a multivitamin, crushed up into her water bowl.

In addition to the weighted vest training, I’ve started my cat on climbing this large tree in my backyard (three sets of five climbs up and down, enticing her with food), and I managed to figure out a way to make her do sort of a crude bench press by turning her upside down and pushing down on her paws (three sets of 8-10 reps).

My cat has made decent gains so far. Her forelimbs are noticeably bigger, and her chest has increased in size too. A little extra fat (probably around 15% atm), but I’m planning on putting her on an EC stack and maybe Yohimbine HCL.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Intentionally turning a super predator into a yoked super predator can’t be good for the local wildlife.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I've been experimentally feeding HGH to the birds in my back yards via the bird feeders, and you would not believe the circumference of this robin's neck. If they breed yoked cats we're gonna hypertrophy some song birds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Species specific unfortunately, but on the plus side robin growth hormone is almost certainly less regulated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I don't know enough gym-bro bro-science to keep up the bit and accuse you of trying to gatekeep the gainz from ~~people~~ birbz. : (

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know enough gym-bro bro-science

Don't worry, I'm DM you some 4 hour JRE pods. You'll be speaking the lingo and hating trans people in no time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Excellent. Excellent. I can feel my arteries hardening with excitement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I had to look it up myself because I vaguely remembered the first H being “human” and had to ask whether they just called it that or not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Cut that out! You'll bring back dinosaurs!