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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

What about a gaming mouse that "adjusts DPI settings in real-time, ensuring that your cursor movements are always accurate and fluid?"

??????

this is completely incoherent

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Well you know how everyone loooves mouse smoothing and mouse acceleration and definitely leaves both of those things on? Well what if an inscrutable black box algorithm randomly applied one or the other at any time!? It'll be perfect and definitely a thing anyone tolerates!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

This is exactly where my brain went. Fucking lunacy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

i bet it i will have a 1 second delay too

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged