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In order to get a true representation of each country's athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it's jury duty:

Who's next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it's 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You think the Olympics would be safe for an average 65 year old office worker?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Safer than a 90 year old... Maybe there'd be a basic physical the person has to pass? Can't have it be too stringent though as that'd defeat the purpose of getting the "average" person