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If I'm being honest with myself, as much as I hate myself for saying it, it really depends on how "grateful" Boebert would be...
God I'm a terrible person.
You can fix her
Then you start thinking, if I also save trump, am I more likely to receive a handjob in a theatre?
yes, just ask trump to give you a handjob duh
If you’ve got a pussy he gives those out for free. Whether you want them or not.
Don't think it would take as much as a fire. Just take her to the movies.
When you're like "It must be an act, she can't be that crazy, right?" So you do it and then you realize that yeah, she's that crazy....
(But you still go back!)
She's going to shoot you in the dick and then tell all the country's untreated mentally ill that you're a pedophile.
This is what I’m saying! She could have lived her life in blissful ignorance as a moderately successful MILF pornstar! But you wanted to feel power this year. So now you’re going to feel my power, as it surges from me through you from nostril to rectum now until the end of tiiiiiime. And that’s.. wazzup.
(if you get this reference please be my friend)
And shave off that beard...
BE MY FRIEND
Lol. I felt like that was generally a pretty weak season in general, but that bit will always be memorable.
And you'd even have the pizza for after.
2 things are sure : I will eat tacos and pizza after I am done with this stressful event.
I eat good food and make the world a better place. Win win
I figured tacos and handjobs/blowies too tbh.
Say what you want about her politics, but I'd definitely hit that. Also I'm sure it's fine if she's gagged. Pretty sure she'd be into that too.