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I've been vegan for almost six years and I would still go for the beef tacos and pepperoni pizza. A week of explosive diarrhea is still better than the alternatives.
The pizza and tacos will fuck you up but at least you'll enjoy them
You don't have to eat them, just save them from the fire.
Once they're cooked
Hell, you can do that with all of them.
It's like fentanyl. One touch and just explosive diarrhea everywhere.
Did...you think you were eating the people?
NOBODY EXPLAINED THE RULES TO ME!
I find it funny that your comment unintentionally makes it sound like all Vegans have a predicament, let's call it divine punishment or karma or weakness or something like that, that causes them to shit themselves after eating any animal product.
Is your digestive system really that weak? Lmao, vegans suck.
Happens to anyone really. You cut out bad food your body has been tolerating and it stops tolerating. (I'm not vegan, but milk based stuff, fatty foods, fast food, and a bunch of other shitty for me stuff stopped being acceptable to my body once I stopped eating them regularly. Unfortunately I also suddenly go5 super reactive to eggs, and I love eggs. No more delicious yolk for me T_T)
Second note: ( I don't actually have any issues with vegans. I think ultimately they are probably correct, but I still eat meat anyway, just as I also post this response on a Samsung cell phone that probably had slave labor involved in some part of its production).
There’s a lot of unhealthy vegan food out there. And lean meat, veggies, on a tortilla seems fine.