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This tweet was from 2022. Can someone go check if the prediction came true? (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I treated myself to a latte today and it was a bit over 5 dollars. There was no tip option on the pad. This was at Dunkin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don't visit their bathroom's tho. You might get covered with human feces.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you can do that in any bathroom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I know men's rooms have never been clean clean, but lately when I go in it's like someone tries to piss all around the seat in the stall.

The urinal isn't much better as there are clearly a lot of dudes who need a doctor to check up on their lack of water pressure so they dribble all over the floor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I normally point myself in the general direction, close my eyes, and release, along with my hopes and prayers /s

But maybe it's because people can't tear their eyes away from their phones for even the time required to urinate, and so they really have no idea what happened, but the video they're watching was hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It was a video of some jackwagon pissing on the seat.