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[โ€“] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Aww, you don't list showing up for work drenched in sweat or with frozen fingers ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

drenched in sweat

Skill issue.

frozen fingers

There's these things called gloves. You should look into them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

We have a lot of days in the upper 30s here every summer. I don't know how anyone can do anything without being drenched in sweat here.

[โ€“] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I bike to work when I go into the office, it's about an 8 mile ride. I go at a speed where I'm not sweating. I'm not a pro athlete or anything either

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

For the love of God, don't ride to work naked.