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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You have enough money for a pair of bolt cutters.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Yeah Yeah I do have some of those, where you parked again you say?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you're big enough, you just need money for a balaclava.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Hmmmm baklavas