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[-] [email protected] 68 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

1970s Toyota:

  • used by 5 generations of insurgents on every side of a conflict
  • taken apart and put back together for 20 years now - truck of thesus
  • carries tens of thousands of pounds of explosions, ammo, and anti air guns
  • shot at 5 million times, air struck, blown up by an IED - only needs a new tire

2024 Chevy Silverado Bulge XXXL Extreme Traversal Man Edition:

  • risks death just to look at screen to change AC
  • lost keys, can’t start car
  • repairs cost 5 months of wages
  • used to transport groceries and 20 pounds of tools (no other car can do this!)
  • medical bills increase from high blood pressure every time I see a scratch on the door
  • used by insurgents in the War Against Pedestrians
[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

i wish it wasnt nearly impossible to get a hilux in the U.S.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

The ruling class fears the power of the hilux, they know it is the key to our liberation

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I actually saw a small 90s Toyota pickup on the road today, I was all soypoint-1

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

i would be so tempted to do my first carjacking lol.

my dad still owns a tiny old school nissian frontier with like 250k miles on it and i hope to one day inherit it as my grandfather passed it down to him

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Any car with a touchscreen isn't worth the child slaves blood shed to build it

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