Taped to your car is a random assemblage of trash and debris. It has the lopsided minimalist appearance of an undergrad art project, perhaps assembled in the night by a drunken art student attempting to make a statement.

Try as you might, you can't seem to puzzle out what that statement may be. Maybe it's a piece about pollution, or commodity fetishism?

Whatever it is, you'll probably be pulled over if you try to drive with it on your car. Best to take it down.

Like at least take apart an old clock radio or glue some wires to a nokia.