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I grew up with $20 walmart blenders, and hated anything that required a blender.

Recently bought a ninja and there is no going back. I'll never use a crappy blender again.

Anything else like that?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Best part of my time in a warehouse was that I could keep the safety boots after I quit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They let me keep the condoms when I quit the whorehouse too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well now we know why the cumfarts are maggoty, huh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m not an animal.

I rinse them before I reuse them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That makes me even more worried as to where the maggots are coming from

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You know what, I take it back, I don't want to know

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You sound like my proctologist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I certainly have enough interest in peoples behinds to be seen as one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh you are a hobbyist proctologist?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Finding a prostate to tickle is always fun, what can I say

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unless you find it in the dumpster behind Wendy’s, because it gets a little dark then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd have thought that using the word proctologist had already excluded anything outside of consentual rectal exams between living adults

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That doesn’t sound like my proctologist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So that's where the maggots are coming from

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought you didn’t want to know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I'm conflicted.

On one hand, you piqued my interest now, but on the other hand, I want to sleep peacefully tonight.