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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why does this woman look exactly like Sigourney Weaver in a comically large wig?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"OMG Ellen Ripley watch out the orange monster! It's on your HEAD!"

Maybe that gives her the powers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It's a Half Life/Alien cross-over

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She is clearly trolling Fox News by pretending to be a psychic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I hate it when all these fakers take jobs away from the real psychics.