this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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Catalogue your nut. How long it took to nut, the amount, the consistency, etc.
Dude
What? This way instead of telling people you're going to jack off in your room, you can say you're conducting experiments in your lab.
Gotta check the viscosity somehow...
Refractometer
Is that like back shots or what?
The only difference between experimenting and fucking around is writing it down.
Missed opportunity to vlog this instead. I’d subscribe, share and comment. I’d ring the bell to get notifications. I’d join the nut squad.