this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Technically that last one is right, you can drink milk and battery acid if you have diabetes, you won't die from diabetes related issues.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Technically you can shoot yourself in the head with diabetes because then you won't die of diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You also absolutely can put chihuahua meat in a microwave! That's already just meat, you can't be convicted on animal cruelty (probably)