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[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

What if I upload my consciousness to the internet, then ran that through a VPN and Tor and iP2P and all that, think I could shake him?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

You need to be behind 7 proxies to evade him

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Fake: basically VPNs with more steps

Gay: behind

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I'm good with secrets.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

You can't even shake Facebook or Google that way. How do you expect it to work against a demi-god?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I think we're discussing the limitations of a fictional being. In the context of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", I'm not sure his powers apply to the internet, being that "He sees you when you're sleeping...", but he only "... knows when you're awake." So if my incorporeal consciousness was uploaded to the internet, do you think I could spoof my online status to green, so that I'd be untraceable to Santa?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Possibly. I have seen many drawings depicting Santa being threatened by technology.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

If we're building a thing, I don't think Krampus would be as limited, but his punishment wouldn't be as dire.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Idk I bet he's got contacts all throughout the NSA. He's got a hell of a blackmailing racket going.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Or maybe part of his elf crew includes an elite hacking division, and he's essentially in every government network.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Only if, the moment you get uploaded, you say 'I'm in.'

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

My online consciousness will 100% be wearing 1337 h4x0r sunglasses

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