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Why isn't anyone farting in school? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I was homeschooled previously with a small group of other children and we fart in class all the time.

Now I'm in public school for high school and no one is farting. I was very sheltered and public school is like a whole new world for me, so I don't know what the norms are. I've been holding it in but my stomach hurts and it leaks out anyway.

I don't understand how there are so many more people in high school and yet zero farts...

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

no one knows who is responsible

That's not correct. We all know that first to smell it, dealt it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

This is generally true except in the controversial case of "he who denied it supplied it" which set a new precedent for fart identification worldwide

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Such is the jurisprudence, yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

guilty dog barks first