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That last one is really cute
I would give it a try just to pinch my nose and go "THIS? is audible" at the intro
A-plus for authenticity, plus I feel like you've truly captured the essence of what that message sounds like. Good job!
I'm in a long distance relationship, recently my girlfriend suggested we read books together by one of us reading to the other one over the phone - usually me, but occasionally the other way around. It's turned into quite a precious bedtime story routine. Sometimes I also read to her while she's cooking or doing other chores.
40 year old married man, my wife reads me to sleep every night. highly recommend