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A question to God (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

The Almighty, All-Powerful, All-Knowing needs MONEEH! To grease the palms of politicians! It's the only way!

So remember, all you little old ladies out there, at least once a week to take out your pocketbook and make out that check to me, The Almighty Himself, through one of His authorized agents on the radio and the teevee.

And get this latest round pro-gun, pro-oil legislation to go through! Oh... anti-gay, anti-minority, anti-evolution, I meant to say. That's what's important, right? That's what y'all want. It's a common cause for extreme alarm that y'all share with me, The Almighty Himself, through my authorized regional executives, as seen on Faux News and iHeartMedia on your AM radio dial.