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The perfect gift for a relative. Some assembly required.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This seems like the opening of another horror movie...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

The child’s parents kill each other trying to assemble it and then child grows up to be a serial killer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago