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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You need how much dilithium dear?

number one looks appalled

Well isn't that rather a lot...?

Oh you're traveling to the beta quadrant with a friend, that's nice. But isn't it so far away, and dangerous?

You want to join a band... no th-that's great that you're getting out more, but aren't there bands closer to home?

Well if you promise to still visit mummy, you can join a band with your friend.

Don't forget to send subspace messages! Number one, how much pure dilithium do we have?

number one collapses onto the floor