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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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The "I'm not dead" button: An alarm clock that automatically calls emergency services if it's not stopped within a certain number of hours. (lemmy.world)
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This isn't really meant to save anyone's life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Hey boss, I won't be coming in today because unfortunately I am deceased.

With that in mind, I'd like to take this post-mortem opportunity to let you know what a total piece-of-shit dickhead you really are...”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

You just took this from a shitty million dollar idea to a shitty billion dollar idea.