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[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I don't need drugs, I was shot as a child, and I have enough adrenaline from that for the rest of my life.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I don’t need drugs. I’m on a steady diet of caffeine and nicotine and meth and life, thanks.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I don't need drugs. I have drugs.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." -Mitch Hedberg

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

RIP

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