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[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I like the Texas version. "I had one foot stuck in yesterday, the other stuck in tomorrow, and all I did was piss all over today."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I should frame that and hang it in my office.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Feel free

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