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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Man, all men know erections just happen with you sleep. It's incredibly inconvenient when the demons need me to answer the door in the morning and it's just raging down there.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's why I always wear my chastity cage, so I don't embarrass myself in front of the demons

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Well, that and to make sure they don't suck my dick while I'm not looking. Mostly the non-embarrasment though

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Are you sure we aren't getting erections while we're asleep because of monsters getting in bed with us?