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[-] [email protected] 137 points 9 months ago

You don't, you just release it as is and call it Early Access

[-] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

"Quadriple A game right here bois 12/10"

[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

Just make sure the ingame store is functional so you can sell more add-ons to your vaporware - star citizen is the most profitable video game to ever not be released.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Don’t forget to shut down your studio days later!

[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

“Due the global economic circumstances, we were forced to make the incredibly tough decision to say good bye to one of our staff members, cutting down the work force by 100%”

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Any resigning version of this?

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