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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"I have literally not had alcoholic beverages even once in my life, how would it be possible to become an alcoholic given that?"

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You must be a hardcore alcoholic if you had to abstain for that long.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I suppose there's no way for me to actually know if I'd be particularly susceptible to addiction from it or not, never having tried it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, same here. I was just making a joking advocatus diaboli argument.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I need some alcohol at least once per month.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Well clearly given your decision, your mother drank with you in the womb and you had fetal alcohol syndrome. Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.

Checkmate, atheists.