Not The Onion

12224 readers

1002 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

194

After School Satan Club at MSCS elementary school causes controversy (www.localmemphis.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

27 comments fedilink hide all child comments

In the first day they sent out flyers, the After School Satan Club already has three students signed up for the new year.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Motto: "Come to school for a piece of ASS!"

... I feel bad about writing that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

"We have room in our ASS for everyone!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Join my ASS!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

You make ASS whole!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why? Its fun(ny)

Get your fill at/in the ASS club is funnier

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's the recruiting theme for Christian school teachers.