this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (3 children)
  1. Write three paragraphs hinting at what led to your untimely demise
  2. Die in a cave while holding your journal
  3. Wait for the PC to find you and take your 3 gold coins
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Look at you assuming I have a whole 3 gold.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

"To whoever finds this, please carry out my last wishes-"

Crunch

You received two crafting components.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago