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Microblog Memes

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vampire: what do you call the land that meets the sea (may i come in)

me: what was that?

vampire: what do you call the land that meets the sea (may i come in)

me: shore

vampire: (you fool)

I've been laughing at this all day


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me: beach

vampire: disappinted vampire noises