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12ft.io/https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/06/business/chipotle-attacker-sentenced-to-fast-food-job/index.html
Does this work ?
Yes it did, thanks. I've seen people use 1ft.io also
edit: lol that lady is a bitch but I'd have told the judge to just sit me for the whole sentence. Eat shit dude, I'm not working fucking fast food. Of course, I don't treat anyone like shit no matter the occupation
Most of all, I feel bad for the fast food workers and patrons that have to deal with her during her two months.
Fuck, I hope she gets stuck on fry duty
I don’t think judges give a shit as to what the sentenced person thinks. they’d probably give you four months if you did that lol
make it 6.
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