this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 151 points 11 months ago (30 children)

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I'm too asexual to understand?

[–] [email protected] 119 points 11 months ago (28 children)

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

the difference is so small you can barely tell

Guess you could say it's pretty fucking close.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That's what she said?

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