Flashlight: O-Light Baton 3
Knife: Benchmade Barrage Mini
Watch: Casio AE1200WH-1A aka "The Royale"
Keys: some Kershaw keychain knife I can't remember the name of, phillips and flathead screwdrivers, guitar pick, sim tool, handcuff key
Wallet: a big rubber band from some broccoli
Bracelet: vegetarian leather studded wrist cuff from Studs and Spikes
Not pictured: Motorola Edge+ 5G smartphone
Point taken! I'll have to look up some videos on it lol
Thankfully I'm neither "famous", nor do I really have anything worth stealing. I'm pretty sure if someone wanted to rob me they'd just wait until I leave and bash the door in, but they'd be very disappointed lol