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Also your salary when you do the absolute minimum, but pull off always looking busy whilst doing so. My "slacking as class consciousness" praxis plan.
The second you are done with education: it is your moral duty to adopt the C student mindset at your job.
Protip for always looking busy at an office job: walk fast around the office with a notepad and pencil in hand, even if you're just going for a break or a shit, makes it seems like you're very busy with meetings and such.
I always had a clipboard with me. A constant look of harried determination also added to the shielding from incoming work demands.