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AI won't take your job, might shrink your wages, European Central Bank reckons
(www.theregister.com)
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I'll learn to trade deez nuts
Castration is an option, though it may not be as lucrative as you've been led to believe
I'll cut off my balls, put them on a string, and throw it around like Spiderman to teabag people from a distance