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[–] [email protected] 138 points 11 months ago (9 children)

It's about a brother and sister being happy to see each other at Christmas after he comes home from some volunteer thing overseas. For some reason, people have been shipping them as a brother/sister incest pairing. There's legit porn fan fiction about this one commercial, it's super weird

[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Some days I forget I’m on the internet and then I read some shit like this. I woke up 20 minutes ago and that’s already enough internet for me today.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Posted from a lemmynsfw account 🤔🤔🤔

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Maybe they meant that they're already done masturbating for the day? Just 20 minutes into browsing? High praise indeed for this incest coffee porn, I say. Good job, Folgers.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

The best part of waking up, is bustin that morning nut.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's no nut Ramadan. Can't jerk off while the sun is up

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The sun is always down somewhere

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

For the morning? Maybe. Definitely not for the day though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey, don't be like that, remember that the problem is the people not the internet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I just watched the ad for the first time.

It’s undeniably weird and uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Some reason"

The reason being that anyone who has siblings and watched that commercial thought they acted like lovers, not siblings.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I only have same-sex siblings and thought it was weird, so when I saw the memes and stuff, I asked my friends with opposite-sex siblings what they thought. They said the same.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

It's so weird. It plays more like they're in a relationship but they both have a sibling incest kink!

Actually if you watch it with that in mind it's weirdly wholesome. You do you, freaks. Glad you found each other.

...now off to call my boyfriend "bro" and see what happens.

E: I said, "I'm gonna take a nap, bro," and he looked confused and told me that was a good idea (since we have Pathfinder later). Guess it's not his thing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That's the dream!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

i would sure hope they both have the same kink!

would be even weirder otherwise...

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago

It's the direction of the commercial. The editing, the long drawn out eye contact, the lack of family likeness. The director shot it like a romance.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's because the commercial looked very "more than brother and sister" during the commercial. It was pretty abnormal behavior.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

I was fully prepared to think people were overreacting, but it really is bizarre. The cherry on the cake is the brother's lip bite toward the end. He must already know his sister adores him, right? So WTF is he getting all bashful when she expresses that? I can easily imagine the excitement depicted here in myself when I see my distant siblings. I can also easily imagine knocking on my sister's door, and then joking I must have the wrong house, but it didn't seem like it was a joke for him - it seemed like genuine surprise that his sister is all grown up to the point he didn't recognize her. Shit is weird. But fuck, the lip bite?! I know I'm not everybody, but I feel like a more normal response to a sibling expressing "you're my present this year", would be like, "awwwww" and a hug. It sure was fuck isn't a lip bite.

FUCKING. BIZARRE.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

All because some ad exec wanted to produce his own wank material.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Brothers and sisters don't look at each other like that, brother 😅

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

There's also a SNL skit about it. Their parents walk in and they are furious.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Weird." Any and every porn now seems to have an incest angle to it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

What are you doing step ladder?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Erin Esurance has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

You're the reason we can't have nice things!

[jk]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I forget what sketch comedy show did a parody

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago