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Anon envies his wife's make believe job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (3 children)

literally

then me

This is how I know the OP isn't out of high school.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Regrettably I know many professionals whose grasp of written English is worse than OP's.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Can't tell you the insane amount of resumes I've come across that I just want to send back with corrections lmao

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You’d be shocked to learn that more than half of Americans have at best a 6th grade reading ability, so their writing won’t even make it to a high school level.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Oh, it will. Bigly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't see the problem. She makes more, then him. Is she available?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I also choose this guy's wife!