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Defenders of oatmeal (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Why do people insist on randomly hating what other people eat? The textbook definition of differing tastes between different people than cannot be accounted for? Unless your kid is named Oatmeal and they ate them, maybe mind your own business.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

You heartless bastard! Oatmeal was my second-favourite son and that bastard seasoned him with store brand ketchup! STORE BRAND!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's probably a fat fuck that can't stomach anything with less than 30g of sugar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oh boy fatphobia

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

I'm not wrong.