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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I eat mine dry. Would this get me into the Salty Spitoon?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As do I. I would never sully my delicious tempura fried compressed chicken matter by dipping it in cups of high fructose corn syrup.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I would, and will do it again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

There is a place for people like you but it's not the salty spittoon. You will get to see lots of sponge though and a jacket with lots of cool buckles.