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Apologies for the meme. Just felt like so god damn European today.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (6 children)

As an Americam, I approve of this satire!

Wait a minute.

It... it is satire, right?

As an American, I am also now confused.

What if... what if this isn't satire and someone REALLY thinks that being European is better than being American? No... surely it can't be!

America is the greatest!

...RIGHT?!

Hello?...

(O_O)

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

America #1

(In military spending and gun deaths!)

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And maternal mortality in the developed world!

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And incarcerated population

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah definitely satire, mate. Just stay there in cowboy land. Ignorance is bliss.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Phew, for a minute there I was worried you were going to take aim* at my bud lite, guns, and flag

*pun intended

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Murica? Pass me a hot dog and the lack of healthcare.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hey! The Hot Dog was invented in Germany and brought to the US by a German immigrant. Don't give them our sausages!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I am a german currently in the US for work. They can have all the hotdogs for themselves. We don't want that stuff, this has nothing in common with proper sausages. Not even the shape.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'll give you a hospital bill to use as a napkin with that that hot dog!

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Also, school shootings

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks but no thanks!