> Greentext

Or just some random influencer.

I was on holiday with my gf and asked a couple to take us a photo. Prior to me asking, they were staring ahead at nothing but looking very pleased with themselves for some reason. Pillow smiling reality.

Anyway, she obliged to take the photo, but not before getting on the floor to get a tall shot of us, and then yoga flexed into a wide shot. Her boyfriend/brother smiled and said "haha that sure is an influencer for you!"

Both again looked extremely pleased with themselves as the phone got handed back, and we said thank you for their average looking photos.

I don't understand how influencers can love themselves so much, but such is the world now.

That girl? Volodymyr Zelenskyy

now read that again.

And the Bodyguards startend clapping